Shave Your Head, Get a Tan, and Get Your A** to the Gym

[LordMatthew]

I have some hair loss, but am rising in my profession, popular among the fair sex, and treated far more estimably by others than I was when I was in my 20s--and I don't need a pill, transplant, or Kojak-cut to do it.

None of this is remotely close to the truth. You are a local laughingstock.

[baldozer]

If all of you guys are seriously considering shaving for life and giving up the fight, you should really get a sparse ht and one of those tatoo procedures. At least your face will be framed that way.

But that sparse HT should be done with Dr. Gho, otherwise there would be spots in the donor region, unless you also intend to put tattoo on those dots of course.

[Aames]

If all of you guys are seriously considering shaving for life and giving up the fight, you should really get a sparse ht and one of those tatoo procedures. At least your face will be framed that way.

[sausage]

I have found having stubble with a shaved head is definitely better than without.

Also...get a penis pump.....I have gained an inch.

[BigThinker]

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bulk *******.

No sunny weather in the UK brah. Best to hop on that jergens natural glow time. I've seen dudes use it and it's like a gradual build up of real-looking tan (srs).


Btw davey jones you should include growing a beard/facial hair in your list. I know when I buzz my hair down to a 3 I look like a ******* without a light beard.

Even when it comes to having a receded hairline, having maintained stubble really counter balances the big forehead. Don't know what in the hell I'd do without it.

[amibald]

Yeah not sure if serious query or..

Just expose yourself little by little to the sun, and wear a light SPF sunscreen frequently when you start to feel over exposed.

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bulk *******.

No sunny weather in the UK brah. Best to hop on that jergens natural glow time. I've seen dudes use it and it's like a gradual build up of real-looking tan (srs).


Btw davey jones you should include growing a beard/facial hair in your list. I know when I buzz my hair down to a 3 I look like a ******* without a light beard.

[clandestine]

Cheers knt.

[sausage]

I shave 000, so yes I'm as 'bald' as you are, bud.

Start by going into the sun, no sunscreen, little by little. Do it in your backyard or something; start tanning.

When you start to feel over exposed, put on a light SPF sunscreen, or go inside. Rinse, repeat. Do this over and over, and you'll start to tan.

I feel as if I'm repeating myself.

cheers,

I am going to look so sexual after spending the weekend outside in the heatwave we are having in the UK......I will use your tips and I will look like a sexy bald badass.

[clandestine]

when you are bald as I am......I am not sure sun cream would help enough to protect the scalp.

I shave 000, so yes I'm as 'bald' as you are, bud.

If you are protecting your head with a stronger sunscreen than whatever you have put on your face..........how do you get it to be an even tan.

Start by going into the sun, no sunscreen, little by little. Do it in your backyard or something; start tanning.

When you start to feel over exposed, put on a light SPF sunscreen, or go inside. Rinse, repeat. Do this over and over, and you'll start to tan.

I feel as if I'm repeating myself.

[sausage]

when you are bald as I am......I am not sure sun cream would help enough to protect the scalp.

If you are protecting your head with a stronger sunscreen than whatever you have put on your face..........how do you get it to be an even tan.

You don't want a brown face and white head.

[clandestine]

Yes, you will. Go with a light SPF. And refer to my previous post.

[sausage]

Its called wearing sunscreen...

to get a tan....you wear sunscreen.

WTF.

[clandestine]

Yeah not sure if serious query or..

Just expose yourself little by little to the sun, and wear a light SPF sunscreen frequently when you start to feel over exposed.

[amibald]

why not just go fake tan? Jergen's natural glow works for some other bald guys I know and looks real as anything

[NotBelievingIt]

Its called wearing sunscreen...