"Q:You’re a finely turned out band but do you think your career could survive baldness?
LG: No, it couldn’t. But there’s hair transplants these days. Look at that little ****er from Ant and Dec! He was ****ing bald in that jungle thing and now he’s got a thick ****ing head of hair like Warren Beatty in Shampoo. I turned over to watch the ****ing ‘News At Nine’ and I turn it back on and he’s got hair! But it’s a ****ing terrible thing, isn’t it?"
LG: No, it couldn’t. But there’s hair transplants these days. Look at that little ****er from Ant and Dec! He was ****ing bald in that jungle thing and now he’s got a thick ****ing head of hair like Warren Beatty in Shampoo. I turned over to watch the ****ing ‘News At Nine’ and I turn it back on and he’s got hair! But it’s a ****ing terrible thing, isn’t it?"