Neogenic by L’Oréal

[NeedHairASAP]

just saw this ->

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=en&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dneogenic%2Bloreal%26start%3D60%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1152%26bih%3D723%26prmd%3Dimvns&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=el&u=http://www.leki-apteka.pl/vichy-dercos-neogenic-x-14-ampulek-pobudzajacych-porost-wlosow.html&usg=ALkJrhhvhwlBVDD3sQWcvGvLwJdkG7XBPA

http://www.flickr.com/photos/culdesa...7630542325634/

WTF? is it all ready available?

[gutted]

WTF? is it all ready available?

some foriegn websites have listed september 2nd as the date they will have it available.

[Tiger norwood's]

that application bottle looks like a freakin' spaceship, so if they make it look sophisticated, then people will think that this is the real deal ;-)

Trying to be positive about this stuff, but it's kind a like the same with supernatural phenomenons, gotta' see it to believe it ;-)

[NeedHairASAP]

some foriegn websites have listed september 2nd as the date they will have it available.

can we preorder anywhere yet?

why does it look like an dildo?

[johnnyboots]

can we preorder anywhere yet?

why does it look like an dildo?

Because were all dicks if we order it.

[Tiger norwood's]

why does it look like an dildo?

Nice one ;-) when they had the brainstorm before making the prototype, one of the smart guy's said "lets make it look like a dildo, so we can have a cheap laugh at these baldies, while rippin' them of their hard earned money"

[gutted]

can we preorder anywhere yet?

why does it look like an dildo?

not sure if you can pre order.

[NeedHairASAP]

not sure if you can pre order.

hmm.. can we use just any dildo or does it have to be a loreal dildo? do you just rub the dildo on your head? or does stuff come out?

[Tiger norwood's]

rotfl ;-) good to see people haven't lost their sense of humor, in these follicle recession times :-)

[MrBlonde]

can we preorder anywhere yet?

why does it look like an dildo?

Because Loreal are scr3w1ng us with this. I guess subconsciously everyone at the company knew this and it somehow manifested itself in their final product.

[vinnytr]

Because Loreal are scr3w1ng us with this. I guess subconsciously everyone at the company knew this and it somehow manifested itself in their final product.

At least they are honest about it !!

Wankorrs

[lothar99]

Here's a google translate summary from a site I found online:


VICHY DERCOS NEOGENIC ampoules against hair loss treatment - new hair growth after 6ml 14ampułek

VICHY DERCOS NEOGENIC
World innovation - the growth of new hair
With its patented new molecule STEMOXYDINE 5%
Stimulates the optimum environment for stem cells to stimulate their proper functioning.

Dercos Neogenic indications:
thinning hair
the problem with the lack of a sufficient number of hair
(As opposed to the Vichy DERCOS AMINEXIL where the problem is hair loss)

Dercos Neogenic action:
Awakening dormant hair roots and the growth of hair fibers, hair is visibly thicker.

For the first time active molecule plays a beneficial effect of hypoxia to embryonic stem cells.

RESULT: Wake up dormant hair roots
Sleep phase is shorter
Number of empty bulbs decreases
Hair count increases
Covering the head is fuller

The life cycle of hair consists of three phases, during which the hair grows, stabilizes, and finally falls.
Between two cycles of hair follicles can fall into the sleep phase, consisting of hibernation hair follicles.
The longer this phase lasts, the greater the number of empty bulb, and consequently reduces the number of hairs.

The key role in re-growth of hair
Healthy hair is characterized by a constant renewal of hair, thus ensuring a constant density of hair.
Hair follicles are renewed by stem cells. But stem cells are regenerating power only kept in a suitable environment

DERCOS NEOGENIC - Global Innovation
(5% diester STEMOXYDINE pirydynodikarboksylanu) - solution of water - alcohol
The first molecule of biomimetycznym action:
- Selected from among 100 other molecules
- Simulates the environmental impact of hypoxia
-Inhibitor of the enzyme prolyl hydroxylase
involved in the division a key factor in the reaction of cells to hypoxia

VICHY DERCOS NEOGENIC Effectiveness
The effectiveness of clinical studies DERCOS NEOGENIC vs placebo
During 90dni:
- Increase in hair density vs. placebo = 1700 new hair The subjects also stated *:
18% more hair abundance
16% more volume of hair
Efficacy proven in hospitals *
* Study group 101 people, daily use for 3 months.

VICHY DERCOS NEOGENIC
Universal version for men and women
6ml vial with applicator
Performance: 14ampułek = 2 weeks of treatment

[gutted]

hmm.. can we use just any dildo or does it have to be a loreal dildo? do you just rub the dildo on your head? or does stuff come out?

looooool

that dildo thing looks like a "fancy" appplicator.

This product may indeed be a "fancy" rip off.

[lothar99]

I tried to edit the post I made above, but it won't let me.

It was kind of long, but this is the part most people will probably care about:

The effectiveness of clinical studies DERCOS NEOGENIC vs placebo
During 90dni:
- Increase in hair density vs. placebo = 1700 new hair The subjects also stated *:
18% more hair abundance
16% more volume of hair
Efficacy proven in hospitals *
* Study group 101 people, daily use for 3 months.


I had seen the 1700 number before but the 18% and 16% are new, I think.

[thechamp]

Awesome

So when can we buy this stuff and are we 100 perenct sure this is loreal I emailed them and they didn't know what I was talking about?