There Are No Bald Models

[Davey Jones]

I come to the BaldTruthTalk now, as many do, for help. My hairloss has finally driven me entirely insane. Not just depressed insane, either. I have lost touch with reality and can no longer tell what is actually there and what is just a figment of my imagination.

See, I know FOR A FACT, that there is no such thing as a bald model. No one would ever want to look at a bald person (even on accident), so they certainly would never pay to look at one. If you need any proof of this fact, just read around the forums. You'll see that, definitely, there can be no such thing as a bald model. But here's the crazy part: I was just looking at this fitness website, and I keep imagining I see a bald model on there!



I'm not even sure why I'm posting that, because if your brain is working correctly, you'll see a full head of hair. But just so you know how bad I've snapped, I see a bald model there. Gross, I know. Next thing you know, I'll be seeing famous bald actors, musicians, and politicians.

So my question is, obviously, can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist?

Thanks in advance.