Snake Oil Venture Capital Firm Proposal

[NeedHairASAP]

Hello,

Looking to get some money guys together to start a VC firm who specializes in hairloss snake oils. PM if interested. We fund highly creative marketing proposals for products that consist of plastic bottling, a liquid (could be anything, water etc.), and possible boxing costs. These costs of production, coupled with distribution and transportation costs, will be our only worries. If interested in a more in depth summary of the proposals strategy, then please PM.

Let's make MILLIONS off of these fools [gestures to those around him]

Cost Anaysis:

50,000 boxes= .10 ea

50,000 plastic bottles with sprayer= .60 ea

50,000 units of water= .10 ea

Transport, Marketing, Distribution Costs per unit= $5 ea

Total Cost per Unit= $5.80

Sale Price: $90

Total Revenue: 4.5 Million USD

Total Cost: 5k+5k+250k+30k= $290k USD

Total Profit: 4.21 Million USD

Return: 646%




Products in Production:

TRX4
SF33 (seaweed and fart extracts)
SUPERgaine (extreme rogaine formula)
HairInjecterxistogen (procedure consisting of 3 or 4 injections that increase the island of hair among your horseshoe up to 17%)
SuperFUT (The GOld StandArd of the GOLD STANDARD-- the platinum or diamonds of hair transplants-- available in malls and gas stations by a certified technician/auto repair man/salesperson/fartsniffer

and


MANY MANY MANY other products... PLEASE PM ME WITH PAYPAL ACCT PASSWORDS... THX U