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Looking to get some money guys together to start a VC firm who specializes in hairloss snake oils. PM if interested. We fund highly creative marketing proposals for products that consist of plastic bottling, a liquid (could be anything, water etc.), and possible boxing costs. These costs of production, coupled with distribution and transportation costs, will be our only worries. If interested in a more in depth summary of the proposals strategy, then please PM.
Let's make MILLIONS off of these fools [gestures to those around him]
Cost Anaysis:
50,000 boxes= .10 ea
50,000 plastic bottles with sprayer= .60 ea
50,000 units of water= .10 ea
Transport, Marketing, Distribution Costs per unit= $5 ea
Total Cost per Unit= $5.80
Sale Price: $90
Total Revenue: 4.5 Million USD
Total Cost: 5k+5k+250k+30k= $290k USD
Total Profit: 4.21 Million USD
Return: 646%
Products in Production:
TRX4
SF33 (seaweed and fart extracts)
SUPERgaine (extreme rogaine formula)
HairInjecterxistogen (procedure consisting of 3 or 4 injections that increase the island of hair among your horseshoe up to 17%)
SuperFUT (The GOld StandArd of the GOLD STANDARD-- the platinum or diamonds of hair transplants-- available in malls and gas stations by a certified technician/auto repair man/salesperson/fartsniffer
and
MANY MANY MANY other products... PLEASE PM ME WITH PAYPAL ACCT PASSWORDS... THX U
Looking to get some money guys together to start a VC firm who specializes in hairloss snake oils. PM if interested. We fund highly creative marketing proposals for products that consist of plastic bottling, a liquid (could be anything, water etc.), and possible boxing costs. These costs of production, coupled with distribution and transportation costs, will be our only worries. If interested in a more in depth summary of the proposals strategy, then please PM.
Let's make MILLIONS off of these fools [gestures to those around him]
Cost Anaysis:
50,000 boxes= .10 ea
50,000 plastic bottles with sprayer= .60 ea
50,000 units of water= .10 ea
Transport, Marketing, Distribution Costs per unit= $5 ea
Total Cost per Unit= $5.80
Sale Price: $90
Total Revenue: 4.5 Million USD
Total Cost: 5k+5k+250k+30k= $290k USD
Total Profit: 4.21 Million USD
Return: 646%
Products in Production:
TRX4
SF33 (seaweed and fart extracts)
SUPERgaine (extreme rogaine formula)
HairInjecterxistogen (procedure consisting of 3 or 4 injections that increase the island of hair among your horseshoe up to 17%)
SuperFUT (The GOld StandArd of the GOLD STANDARD-- the platinum or diamonds of hair transplants-- available in malls and gas stations by a certified technician/auto repair man/salesperson/fartsniffer
and
MANY MANY MANY other products... PLEASE PM ME WITH PAYPAL ACCT PASSWORDS... THX U
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