Picture This

[Davey Jones]

Do me a favor real' quick, will ya? Close your eyes and picture what you think an ancient race of hyper intelligent, superhuman aliens would look like. Open your eyes when you're done (because it'll be easier to type) and honestly tell me if you pictured something with any hair. I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.

Don't get me wrong, I want hair as much as the next guy. But let's look at the bright side here. When the Engineers come to destroy the human race for being such a terrible failure, maybe they'll look at us bald guys and think, "Wait, hold on a minute, these ones didn't turn out so bad..."



SlyGuys across the universe unite! Oh, what was that? Why yes, I did just see Prometheus.