Shave Your Head, Get a Tan, and Get Your A** to the Gym

[VictimOfDHT]

You're only going to look like a Lou Ferrigno-esque muscle head if you do steroids. Just don't do steroids (or at least not that many) and you'll land more in the realm of Vin Diesel. Don't worry, no one ACCIDENTALLY becomes 250 pounds of muscle.

Especially whiny b*tches like you.



Disappointing Truths:
1. You probably will never look as good as you did with hair.
2. People will look at you differently because you're bald.

Things That Are Thank Goodness Not True:
1. Not having hair will make you an ugly freak.

Life is going to be harder. You're not going to win as often as you would with hair. But the only way to be certain you're going to lose is if you admit defeat before even playing. Sounds like you need to f*cking nut up a little. And don't tell me I don't know how hard balding is. I do, just as well as you do. But I do fine, because I have a set of nuts. I accept the times that being bald is holding me back, I keep trying. And believe it or not, I do win some.

Lacking hair is holding you back enough, and that sucks. But since you can't grow hair anymore than I can, I recommend you grow a f*cking pair.

Sorry for being harsh, but you did basically call me an ugly freak, which neither of us are. One of us, however, is a nutless b*stard.

Well Davey, face it, YOU ARE UGLY if you dont have hair, and also look like a freak. I was talking in general but maybe you are ugly and that's why you took it personally. And if you don't care about being bald, then WHAT THE **** are you doing here. You CONTRADICT yourself but not smart enough to see that. BTW, this has nothing to do with growing a pair. Learn how to talk about things that are relevant INSTEAD of just repeating words randomly like parrots.
Also, have some manners and try not to attack people who didn't attack you personally.