Baldness and getting girls

[clandestine]

You're way over thinking this, mate. Let me be the first to say it is starting to get creepy.

[sausage]

You're way over thinking this, mate. Let me be the first to say it is starting to get creepy.

I am actually a 50 year old man who lives in the woods and I eat badgers and Squirrels.

[mattj]

I missed the perfect opportunity the other day when she openly asked if anyone wanted to go climbing with her. YES I know I screwed up as I did not reply, not sure why, I guess I was not ready.

There you go! The climbing opportunity may have passed, but it still leaves you an opening. You can say that you regret not taking her up on the chance to go climbing as it's something you want to do but don't know anyone to go with. You're presenting yourself as having a shared interest and suggesting that she's someone who can help you out with it (without seeming desperate).

Just don't go out and buy a load of climbing gear, dress up in it and then put a photo on your profile as some kind of 'bait'. Don't pretend to know more about climbing than you really do.

[Jotronic]

The way to go about this is to try and catch up with her with a few private messages. Ask her how she's been. Ask about mutual friends. Get her talking about herself because that is the way to get a woman to open up, by asking her about HER. If you can get an instant message session going then all the better but don't be too open about yourself. Women love when a guy is really curious about them but HATE when men talk about themselves too much or, even worse, start to unload about their issues. It is easy to do that if you start to share too much.

Also, don't do too much online because it is far too easy to get sucked into the friend zone. If this happens you may as well hand over your man card because nothing you do afterwards will spring you from this prison. No, a few messages back and forth then ask her if you can buy her a coffee. If she is open to that then be sure not to hang out in the coffee shop with her too long because you'll want to get her to go for a walk. This is often times a more comfortable scenario than in a coffee shop because coffee shops can seem too restrictive or confining, especially if they are busy. It's also harder to use the ether rag you'll have hidden in your inside pocket and to drag her unconscious or semi-concious body out to the van without being spotted. But I digress.

Ok, obviously not the last part but everything before that is for real. Be sincere but not sappy. Be GENUINELY interested but not to the point that it is obviously fake. If all goes well don't call for two days (assuming you get her #) because you do not want to seem desperate or clingy but wait no more than two days because you don't want to seem disinterested. God, I could go on but that is a good first start. Oh, do yourself a favor and get the Hell out of your house. Don't be a recluse, don't be a hermit because the more you stay in the less you'll go out thus you will not meet anyone. It can be difficult, I know, but you have to force yourself. It also helps to make new friends by joining a local gym, go online and find social groups, hiking groups, whatever. And the last thing is to not worry about your hair. Just be clean, with a nice haircut, nice clothes and a nice attitude and if you are a good guy then it will come through. If I can date as bald NW6 save for the very pluggy hairline when I was in my mid and late twenties then anyone can.

Another option; do you and she have mutual friends? If so then you can organize a meet up. Maybe a party or on a more subtle level just a hike or a bbq or anything else like that. In fact, women like guys that can be a host and/or cook so if you can or are willing to learn then host a bbq and invite her over with some other mutual friends and obviously only invite other couples so that no one will move in on your territory. Ok, that's enough for now but this only scratches the surface. Good luck!

[Follicle Death Row]

This is how it's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqLtt4vzgvM

It's a skit on the google superbowl ad from 2010.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ4unnMgiSQ