baldness forcing me to get married

[imbaldinglikeamofo]

this totally sucks. Now that im losing my hair and both propecia and dutasteride proved futile, i have no choice but to stop being a player and get married.

i HATE MY LIFE!!!

[Fixed by 35]

Or, you could just 'buy it.' Let's be honest, marriage is just a form of prostitution anyway, albeit very expensive prostitution when they get all your assets and half your future earnings when you divorce.

[mattj]

Sounds like balding will be good for you then.