WTF? Just noticed major thinning

[blitzone]

Hello, just need to rant a bit. 31 years old. Haven't had a haircut in 3 years, been sporting a man bun for 1.5years. Recently noticed my temples have receded a bit, figured no ****ing problem doesn't look too bad. Hit the beach and got a comment from my mate about looking pretty thin on top of the head, so I spent a few days looking at it, looked like it was just some thinning around the crown, not too bad. WRONG!! Looks like the beginning of norwood 5A, holy ****ing shit my father has the classic horse shoe look but I was hoping to avoid that. Reason being that I look/looked super young and slightly feminine in the face with minimal facial hair, also his balding started in his twenties. I guess I was overly optimistic (didn't really want to go bald with this face combined with my facial hair growth ). So WTF I was going to get a haircut but now shit not sure I have any other choices than the buzzz. Surprise mother****er! Or eheh the man bun can work for a year or two.

Anyhow I have been super stressed for a two years or so and haven't slept, probably masturbated way too much also. Well ****. Time to relax.

Btw last year I got no comments on my hair line or thickness, seems like this is quite a recent development but I guess a long time coming. FFFFucj