How about we all save the money on hair systems and drugs and use the money to buy an island. We could create a bald society, where mirrors are banned. I'll turn the island into a financial tax haven to fund it.
We could import men with hair to be our domestic servants.
Yeah but I miss hair. I was out walking today in the sunshine and I would have loved to take my baseball cap off and let the wind blow 'my hair' back.
Unfortunately I couldn't. Maybe if I got one of those hair systems...
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