Why do some guys wear very bad toupees?

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To be honest if you're short, buck toothed, club footed or you live under a bridge, you're no more likely to get a job in business than a bald guy. Business jobs tend to go to pretty boys.

Still, whilst there are sewers that need slopping out and burgers that need to be flipped, us baldies will be kept in employment!

Actually, I'm going to start a thread on this.