A little bald humor

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Man has consultation with hair transplant surgeon
Surgeon asks when he started losing his hair
Mans responds "when my hair started turning grey"
Surgeon responds "grey hair does not cause hair loss"
Man responds "my wife told me the grey hair makes me look old and would pluck the grey hairs out of my head - while my girlfriend would tell me the grey hairs made me look sexy and distinguished and pluck the black hairs our of my head - so here i am needing a hair transplant"