Don't Have Children

[Fixed by 35]

Well said. The only available cure for baldness is the same as HIV. Don't spread it around.

I would like to expand on this too. When you go bald, you earn the right to be selfish. It's yin and yan. You've had a crap break, so you're entitled to be number one.

Do you really want to commit your whole life to children, especially if they go bald and blame you for it later anyway?