The 10 stages of going bald.

[Not giving up]

Stage one: you notice your hair feels different, maybe you see more hair in the shower or on your hands after styling. You try to ignore it, it's all in your head. You move on.

Stage two: okay, so you might have a problem after all. There really IS a lot of hair in that shower. Holy crap! I'm going bald! I'll be bald within a week! I want to die!

Stage three: no wait, there has to be a REASON for this that isn't MPB. I can't go bald. Am I getting enough iron? I must have telogen effluvium, the kind that grows back right? Anything?! Anything that isn't MPB please.

Stage four: shit. Hope over. It's not stopping. Blood tests from doctors show no signs of anything strange. I have MPB.

Stage five: aha! The Internet will hold the cure!

Stage six: okay I'm now terrified of trying fin.

Stage seven: anyone heard of this untested scam and had good results?

Stage eight: maybe I can hold out until seti gets released.

Stage nine: starting fin!

Stage ten: either shaving your head or saving for a hair transplant abroad.

We really need a cure for this shit.

[LogicalBald068]

Hi, Stages for being bald can be varies according to the reasons in which particular person is suffering I have mentioned several other reasons for being bald like:
1. The diseases for thyroid called hypothyroidism
2.Thinning hair in the pregnancy ( Hair fall in women),
3.Medications can be one of these reason,
4.Types in alopecia,
5.Any physical trauma where the human body is suffering from any particular physical stress, the natural cycle of hair growth and resting can be disrupted
6.Emotional stress can be one of the reason for hair fall
7.Diet deficiencies
8.Extreme hair care
9.Infection that causes hair loss
10.Autoimmune diseases that affect hair.
These can be the crucial reasons for Hair baldness where a person can lies in the stated stages of being bald, Thank you !

[LogicalBald068]

Reasons for the stages occurred in baldness :

Hi, Stages for being bald can be varies according to the reasons in which particular person is suffering I have mentioned several other reasons for being bald like:
1. The diseases for thyroid called hypothyroidism
2.Thinning hair in the pregnancy ( Hair fall in women),
3.Medications can be one of these reason,
4.Types in alopecia,
5.Any physical trauma where the human body is suffering from any particular physical stress, the natural cycle of hair growth and resting can be disrupted
6.Emotional stress can be one of the reason for hair fall
7.Diet deficiencies
8.Extreme hair care
9.Infection that causes hair loss
10.Autoimmune diseases that affect hair.
These can be the crucial reasons for Hair baldness where a person can lies in the stated stages of being bald, Thank you !

[Not giving up]

... Well, that's all the fun sucked out of this thread. Thanks.

[CaliD]

... Well, that's all the fun sucked out of this thread. Thanks.

I lol'd at your original post, good one.

Step 2 for me. Buy zinc, pumpkin seeds, saw palmetto, caster oil, minoxidil.

Step 3. Six months later shave my head and random girl tells me "you looked better with hair" (well that's f'n great).