you know what pisses me off?! guys who...

[Illusion]

I have recently heard a joke about women: 'Women with long hair, tend to cut it short; Women with short hair, wish to extend it. Blondes, dye it in a dark color. Women with dark hair, become blonde.'

Now I understand that this paradox, is applied not only to women, but also to us men.

There's not really a paradox in this case. If you asked the NW1's that shave their heads to a #1 guard whether they want to be bald, you can be almost sure they will say "No". Like Jack already said, they aren't slick bald, they just buzzed it.