Scientists ready to test lab-grown penises on men

[Banana Republic]

I don't get it. How can they grow c*cks, but not hair?

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Scientists ready to test lab-grown penises on men
Dari Mohammadi, The Observer
05 Oct 2014

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/scientists-ready-to-test-lab-grown-penises-on-men/

[Jazz1]

It is because they are C*CKS, I mean the scientists.

[hellouser]

LOL... yeah a single tiny organ like a follicle still can't be produced after 44 years of experimenting and yet now scientists are meddling with lab grown penises?

Pathetic.

[Jazz1]

LOL... yeah a single tiny organ like a follicle still can't be produced after 44 years of experimenting and yet now scientists are meddling with lab grown penises?

Pathetic.

That's because they like Eating C*CKS the more they grow the more they can eat.

[mezuroro]

I wish they were working on vagina so men would all be hermaphrodites so balding wouldn't matter!

[nameless]

When you get right down to it a c@ck is just flesh. It grows because of blood rushing to it. It doesn't do what it does on the basis of complex protein and growth factor interaction. It's flesh with a blood circulatory system. On the other hand, the follicle is a complex system of cells and growth factors and proteins and an environment that supports the follicular system. All you have to do with a penis is attack a tubular piece of flesh to the groin area and make sure there's a blood circulatory system in that tube shaped piece of flesh and make sure that, that blood circulatory system is hooked up to the body's blood circulatory system.

A functioning penis would be a million times easier to graft to the body.

[Notcoolanymore]

Well great all of you guys worried about fin destroying your D no longer need to worry. You can always get yourself a new one.

[awesome0]

This is somebody saying they want to move to human trials

Pretty much a similar article came out about hair a while ago.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/10/21/239121782/scientists-grow-new-hair-in-a-lab-but-dont-rush-to-buy-a-comb

Both of them want funding!! That's the only reason they're going to the press.

Also something worth noting, hair is complicated because it has a life cycle. And it needs to grow the right way to look natural, as the article I linked to mentioned. If you think of 3-d constructs in CGI movies, what do they always brag about, improvements in how the model hair, because its so tough to get right. Although a little different, I imagine similar things apply for hair grown in lab. You want the right life cycle and eventually, you want the hair to age with the rest of your hairs (hair changes shape and texture and color as we age).

[Desmond84]

I'll have a black 16 incher to go. Thanks

[baldozer]

So, now at least you can have a big c**k if not hair.

[gainspotter]

Not the worst one I've seen. There were scientists actually working on making a chocolate teapot ffs!!

Still, at least the ladyboys will be happy. Just be careful when you next go down on a girl. You don't know what you might find.

[hellouser]

Not the worst one I've seen. There were scientists actually working on making a chocolate teapot ffs!!

Still, at least the ladyboys will be happy. Just be careful when you next go down on a girl. You don't know what you might find.

Ladyboy's already have penises... I think you meant to say Female to Male transexuals.

[gainspotter]

Sorry. Not clued up on my transgender folk

[hellouser]

Sorry. Not clued up on my transgender folk

A trip to Thailand would make you well aware.

Also, stay away from Thailand. LOL

[jjo]

I wish they were working on vagina so men would all be hermaphrodites so balding wouldn't matter!

your first post and that is what you want to say?