Life isn't worth living if you're bald.

[Scalpology]

What if we all simply start wearing wigs and hang around with each other all the time? Like give each other jobs, party with each other, endorse each other. This way there will be a secret society of wig-wearers that will always support each other and eventually, once public realises what is going on, they will not be able to ostracise us, because our group will be too large. We could be Wigumminaty.