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  • Notcoolanymore
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 2260

    Originally posted by blondetooth
    Girls want guys with healthy hair they can run their hand though during sex while they orgasam.
    Baldozer has no idea what it is like to bring a woman to orgasm, but that doesn't bother him because he is an alpha male with confidence.

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    • fred970
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 924

      Funny (if you have only this one out of the 3, you're just a clown to women), good looking, rich men (well, I guess none of us have this one) give women better orgasms: http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/13/funny-...gasms-4946774/

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      • baldozer
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 752

        Originally posted by Notcoolanymore
        Baldozer has no idea what it is like to bring a woman to orgasm, but that doesn't bother him because he is an alpha male with confidence.
        According to her own words, my wife orgasms at least 4 times whenever we have sex!

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        • fred970
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 924

          Originally posted by baldozer
          According to her own words, my wife orgasms at least 4 times whenever we have sex!
          And you believe that. I usually never say that but LOL.

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          • Munkynutz
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2014
            • 128

            Hahaha, oh man some of you clearly need a lot more time with women. Some can cum many many times, it's just a matter of turning them in properly (some dirty talk, a little practice with your dick and attention to them is really what this takes) and for Baldozer if he knows what he is doing this is totally possible. Some of my girlfriends have been the one climax type, some none, and my German girl... Damn I was the first person to make her cum three times although one of those I used my hands. Not all orgasms are the same intensity but if you don't mind a little work it's totally possible.

            Sorry you guys have not figured this out. You can also try asking your girlfriends what really does it for them. For some it's just the g-spot you can feel with your finger inside (this is part of the clit), for some it's a lot of external stimulation. For some just nothing more than the tip of your junk and some well times thrusts or rolls.

            They're all different.

            But hate away.

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            • fred970
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 924

              Don't believe what women tell you. If their legs did not shake and they were not almost passing out during sex, they did not have an orgasm.

              It's a strategy they use to lock you down, to make you feel that you're the man, and they'll tell you the opposite when they break up with you.

              Watch what women do, do not listen to what they say.

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              • Munkynutz
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2014
                • 128

                Hahaha, oh I know the signs my man.

                I'm pretty sure I'll take my own counsel on this one. You keep trying for the elusive woman pleasure though; you can do it!!

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                • Munkynutz
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 128

                  Nothing more abhorrent to me than fake orgasms. Some women don't have the self confidence or knowledge to enjoy their bodies but you can train them. Warm them up first, gently.

                  You'll have better sex that way too. Also they can tell you things about their bodies we can't even feel.

                  I also hate screamers... Had one of those. I needed earplugs or a gag for her. Wow.

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                  • baldozer
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 752

                    Originally posted by fred970
                    And you believe that. I usually never say that but LOL.
                    Why would she lie. Its not like I'm paying her money for having orgasms, LOL!

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                    • fred970
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 924

                      Originally posted by baldozer
                      Why would she lie. Its not like I'm paying her money for having orgasms, LOL!
                      Manipulation. Women are very good at that, but I guess you wouldn't know.

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                      • Illusion
                        Senior Member
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 500

                        Man, reading this forum can sometimes feel like watching a rerun of a tv-show: you know almost exactly what everyone is going to say lol

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                        • Notcoolanymore
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 2260

                          Originally posted by baldozer
                          Why would she lie. Its not like I'm paying her money for having orgasms, LOL!
                          Why would she lie, seriously? You are bald, one more chink in your armor an you will become this forums next FlightTL. Shoot, you would probably be even worse. FlightTL would be coming to your threads telling you: "It's not that bad".

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                          • Notcoolanymore
                            Senior Member
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2260

                            I hope you know I am just giving you shit.

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                            • Notcoolanymore
                              Senior Member
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2260

                              Originally posted by fred970
                              Manipulation. Women are very good at that, but I guess you wouldn't know.
                              These words are NOT a joke. 100% the truth. Not just in the bedroom either.

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                              • Munkynutz
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2014
                                • 128

                                Anyone can be a good manipulator. I've been told I'm very convincing myself hehehe. Some women are, some aren't. Depends on what you let them get away with. If you have a solid spine on you, you won't let them get away with shit and then YOU, my friends, become the boss.

                                As far as Bldozers wife lying to him? I'd say probably not. And you'd probably know. I can tell which women have definitely faked orgasms as clearly as I can tell which ones don't. The trick to sex is GET GOOD AT IT. And guess what?? Most guys suck.

                                You want women to tell you that you are pretty much the best sex ever, don't focus on yourself just focus on them.

                                PS if you don't think you've done a good job when you are about to cum, rotate their position and get your d*** out of them for a bit. You can go for hours like this.

                                High vegetable diet with almost zero junk food helps a lot with giant loads too. And strength of your orgasm AND your dick.

                                You can be a champ at this if you want to, and no you don't have to hit them like a jack rabbit. Slow and steady is fine. Lift up a bit when you nail them and ask them what they want you to do.

                                Whispering shit into their ears about their pussies and whatever can drive them nuts too. And use your tongue. Just about anywhere works.

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