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    Default Good things about going bald~

    It a little depressing here, so lets lighten it up. Let me start...

    Good things about going bald is
    1) You dont have to buy shampoo anymore
    2) You can shave your own head
    3) You have a free flashlight on top of your head
    4) You know your nickname is "The bald guy"
    5) You know if a girl stays with you its definately not because of your hair
    6) You get more motivated to go to the gym
    7) You dont have to worry about hairloss anymore
    8) You will become the new laser tag king coz u can use the skill --- "Reflection"
    9) You get more respect on the streets
    10) You can always dress up as Mr. Clean or Walter White or gru from despicable me on Halloween
    11) You can sing "I'm balding and I know it..."
    12) You know once you go bald, there's no going back
    13) You can tell people that you're going bald because of the intense activity of your brain, and you can tell the girls that they dont have a beard because of the intense activity of their chins

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    More good things about hair loss, for those around the bald guy:

    14. You'll be the target of bald jokes and make every one's night. Therefore get invited to places more, as the group jester.
    15. Guys around you will be relieved that you are no competition with your ugly ass head. If they are decent, they will get the girl over you.
    16. You'll make your friends around you appear more attractive.

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    you'll save money because you'll have no social life or girlfriend

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    17) People can rub your bald head for good luck
    18) you won't have to worry about hair in your face
    19) It would be easier for people to imagine what your baby would look like
    20) You can blind others when the sun/light bounces off of your bald head
    21) You won't have to worry about losing your hair
    22) Instead of using your actual name people will refer to you as "the bald guy"

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    You can take up hat collecting.

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    23. While your friends all worried about getting STD's from all the skanks they are having sex with from the club, you can rest easy because as a bald guy you are not getting any ass so there is no need to worry about diseases.

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    24) You can stump the guy at the "Guess Your Age" game and win a prize.

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    24. You are saving money on condoms, which you will not need, ever.
    25. You improve your stealth capability, because if you do end up getting a girl friend, most likely she is dog meat, and you will have to be stealthy around town so your friends and family don't see you with her.

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    26. You will save money on hair products: gel, hair spray's, etc.

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    27. You will end up getting killer forearms, since you will be having sex with yourself instead of with a girl.

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