I'm sorry.

[BigThinker]

Maybe that is why you are not getting laid.

Just came back from Italy, where men have great hair - my friend NW5, pulled twice.

I actually offered him some hair wax before we went out, he was like "I have no hair", went out pulled.

He generally doesn't take things seriously. He accepts he is bald, and not the best looking guy ever.

Jesus tapdancing christ. Were you just a voice of reason for once?