Sept 2012 patent: Natriuretic Peptides shows terminal hair growth in weeks

[Conpecia]

No ****ing way this is true. You're telling me this grows terminal hair in weeks, works for MPB and alopecia areata, turns grey hair back to its natural color, has no feminizing sides, works for high norwoods, works in the temples, and you won't lose your gains after stopping, so it permanently makes your hair resistant to DHT?

And who wrote that patent, a middle schooler? There are ways to begin a sentence that do not include the words furthermore and moreover.

Oh by the way, it also cures dandruff...