Picture This

Do me a favor real' quick, will ya? Close your eyes and picture what you think an ancient race of hyper intelligent, superhuman aliens would look like. Open your eyes when you're done (because it'll be easier to type) and honestly tell me if you pictured something with any hair. I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.

Don't get me wrong, I want hair as much as the next guy. But let's look at the bright side here. When the Engineers come to destroy the human race for being such a terrible failure, maybe they'll look at us bald guys and think, "Wait, hold on a minute, these ones didn't turn out so bad..."

http://www.macmedia.ca/components/co...rometheus2.jpg

SlyGuys across the universe unite! Oh, what was that? Why yes, I did just see Prometheus.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...r-unmasked.jpg

Classic NW7's.

http://www.wordofthenerdonline.com/w...4/aliens-1.jpg

Another one of our brothers. Sly til you die (of parasitic alien infection).

lol :)



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Originally Posted by Highlander

You're about a stage five on the Kübler-Ross model.

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And well on my way to the lesser known Stage Six: abducted by bald aliens. I'm crossing my fingers for anything but a xenomorph (the aliens from Alien). Their abductions are a little too fatal for my tastes.

I think I could reason with a Predator, as much as you can reason with someone who still thinks dreadlocks are cool.

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

And well on my way to the lesser known Stage Six: abducted by bald aliens. I'm crossing my fingers for anything but a xenomorph (the aliens from Alien). Their abductions are a little too fatal for my tastes.

I think I could reason with a Predator, as much as you can reason with someone who still thinks dreadlocks are cool.

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You have to kill a Xenomorph with a handheld weapon and become marked and you will be accepted by the Predators.


Eze Peeze heh

I alternate between anger and depression these days .

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Originally Posted by howardroarke

I alternate between anger and depression these days .

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This post is not about the Kübler-Ross model of accepting death and how it applies to balding. This post is about the superiority of our species. Some of the lower NW's here are still fairly inferior to us high NW's, such as me and my friend here:

http://whatculture.com/wp-content/up...1-ENGINEER.jpg

But despite this, we will begrudgingly accept them, too. With enough years, they will evolve into beautiful creatures, again, like myself and my other friend here:

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/im...Manhunter1.jpg

lol Davey. The day you stop posting to BTT is the day I stop reading.