I had a dream women are being brainwashed into detesting baldness...
A dark, cryptic castle.
In the middle of nowhere.
There he was - a mad scientist of a formidable stature and a Norwood 7 with wispy, overgrown side hair.
Arranged in a row were women of varying ethnicities, heights and shapes.
They all just stood there - vacant expressions apparent. Meanwhile, the scientist donned a cold, calculating and callous grin.
He barked,
"Come on. Break the hearts. Heheheh. Focus on looks. Heh. And reject baldness. Baldness. Baldness. Heheheheh."
