I had a dream women are being brainwashed into detesting baldness...

A dark, cryptic castle.

In the middle of nowhere.

There he was - a mad scientist of a formidable stature and a Norwood 7 with wispy, overgrown side hair.

Arranged in a row were women of varying ethnicities, heights and shapes.

They all just stood there - vacant expressions apparent. Meanwhile, the scientist donned a cold, calculating and callous grin.

He barked,

"Come on. Break the hearts. Heheheh. Focus on looks. Heh. And reject baldness. Baldness. Baldness. Heheheheh."