Why bald men never went extinct: 4 theories

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  • gmonasco
    Inactive
    • Apr 2010
    • 865

    Why bald men never went extinct: 4 theories

    A full head of hair is important: It keeps the body warm, offers protection from the sun, and it's sexy. So how come glabrous men are still around?

    A full head of hair is important: It keeps the body warm, offers protection from the sun, and it's sexy. So how come glabrous men are still around?
  • clandestine
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 2002

    #2
    Originally posted by gmonasco
    Most men start balding after age 30[...]
    **** that. **** this. ****.

    EDIT: And fuсk your fuсking censorship; I'll use the word fuсk if I feel like it.

    Fuсk fuсk fuсk shіt fuсk.

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    • clandestine
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 2002

      #3
      Sorry for being irrelevant. &&

      Interesting article.

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      • 2020
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2012
        • 1513

        #4
        Originally posted by gmonasco
        A full head of hair is important: It keeps the body warm, offers protection from the sun, and it's sexy. So how come glabrous men are still around?

        http://theweek.com/article/index/229...nct-4-theories
        what the **** does this got to do with evolution? everyone was ****ing and multiplying when they were in their teens so there was no way women could have chosen someone who is not bald because EVERYONE HAS GOOD HAIR WHEN THEY'RE IN THEIR TEENS!
        This theory is BS

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        • gutted
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 1397

          #5
          Originally posted by 2020
          what the **** does this got to do with evolution? everyone was ****ing and multiplying when they were in their teens so there was no way women could have chosen someone who is not bald because EVERYONE HAS GOOD HAIR WHEN THEY'RE IN THEIR TEENS!
          This theory is BS
          dude, its in your genetics you are destined to go bald!

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          • 2020
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2012
            • 1513

            #6
            Originally posted by gutted
            dude, its in your genetics you are destined to go bald!
            right, and? Paleo diet cures MPB? wow great!

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            • gutted
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 1397

              #7
              Originally posted by 2020
              right, and? Paleo diet cures MPB? wow great!
              NO, alcohol cures baldness...

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              • 2020
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2012
                • 1513

                #8
                Originally posted by gutted
                NO, alcohol cures baldness...
                you stupid idiot you're never coming out of that hole you dug yourself in....

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                • DepressedByHairLoss
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 854

                  #9
                  And will these f**kin idiot who write these articles stop treating hair loss as some source of comedic fodder instead of the miserable "disease of the spirit" that it really is. I really can't f**kin stand it when these stupid articles related to hair loss always have some supposedly comedic photo of some bald guy either scratching his head or having his eyes looking up to his head, as well as the author using such stupid comedic phrases as "depilated men". I'd really like to sock these types of writers in the jaw, but most of these writers are probably losers anyway for writing such an article as this. I remember one such article and the author looked like an emaciated version of Andy Dick who just came out of a Greenwich Village coffee house. I dunno, it really irritates me when baldness is treated as some source of comedy rather than the debilitating "disease of the spirit" that it really is.

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                  • 2020
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 1513

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DepressedByHairLoss
                    And will these f**kin idiot who write these articles stop treating hair loss as some source of comedic fodder instead of the miserable "disease of the spirit" that it really is. I really can't f**kin stand it when these stupid articles related to hair loss always have some supposedly comedic photo of some bald guy either scratching his head or having his eyes looking up to his head, as well as the author using such stupid comedic phrases as "depilated men". I'd really like to sock these types of writers in the jaw, but most of these writers are probably losers anyway for writing such an article as this. I remember one such article and the author looked like an emaciated version of Andy Dick who just came out of a Greenwich Village coffee house. I dunno, it really irritates me when baldness is treated as some source of comedy rather than the debilitating "disease of the spirit" that it really is.
                    what norwood are you?

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                    • DepressedByHairLoss
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 854

                      #11
                      I dunno man, I'm not high on the norwood scale at all, 2020. Although I am on Propecia though cus I'm scared to death of getting Norwood 6 bald.

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                      • gutted
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 1397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 2020
                        you stupid idiot you're never coming out of that hole you dug yourself in....
                        loooool

                        dude just start drinking alcohol you wont go bald!

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                        • 2020
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 1513

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DepressedByHairLoss
                          I dunno man, I'm not high on the norwood scale at all, 2020. Although I am on Propecia though cus I'm scared to death of getting Norwood 6 bald.
                          dude you'll be fine you're pretty much guaranteed 5 years from Propecia and if you're satisfied with what you have now then you'll be able to keep it until better treatments arrive

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                          • 2020
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 1513

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gutted
                            loooool

                            dude just start drinking alcohol you wont go bald!
                            this is gutted:

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                            • gutted
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 1397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 2020
                              this is gutted:




                              2020

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