View Full Version : Just something to think about...

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 06:55 AM
Started an profile on OKCupid recently. This girl messaged me:


I've marked the important bits in red. So keep in mind, some girls are into that. Just something to think about...

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 06:58 AM
For the record, I am Patrick Stewart bald. Though you can probably see that from my avatar.

Now I gotta go work on my Captain Picard impression. Later, guys.

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 11:02 AM
Oooppps, darn photo hosting sites.


How's this...? Working?

05-20-2012, 11:11 AM
She dont relle look to hot but that's still good to see girls intrested in bald guys.

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 01:06 PM
"Patrick Stewart" is the keyword. That guy is Hollywood attractive, therefore she wants a HOT bald guy. 99% you are not one.

I think a lot of fellas here were handsome before they started to bald. That's why they wound up here. The balding hit harder, because they had more to lose. But if you're handsome before you shave, AND the girl is into shaved heads, you gotta chance.

I know you have a the social understanding of a 13 year old boy who watches too much American tv, Scorpion, but I know for a fact that some pretty decent to hot girls like shaved heads. Spoken in a way you can understand, I know this, as I have banged them.

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 01:09 PM
But you are absolutely correct. If you think you can't get hot girls, then you're right.

Davey Jones
05-20-2012, 01:56 PM
There is more than one decent head shape for shaved. And just because you're not as good looking as Patrick Stewart doesn't mean you're ugly. That is like a person with hair thinking they're hideous because Hugh Jackman looks better than them.

The whole argument is just crazy. Of course we aren't as hot as Patrick Stewart. The man's 70 years old and probably still hotter than most people here. But luckily for us, Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart aren't the only men on the planet getting laid. The bar for good looking is well below "hottest men on the planet."

No homo.