Using a hairpiece to get laid

[Jrw651]

So I've decided to order a hairpiece to help get laid and improve my professional and social life all together... Have any of you had any success with picking up women with the appearance of a full head of hair as opposed to beign badly receded or bald? I ordered a piece and hope it will at the very least help me get laid on 1 night stands if not open the door to meeting other women...