There Are No Bald Models

[Davey Jones]

I come to the BaldTruthTalk now, as many do, for help. My hairloss has finally driven me entirely insane. Not just depressed insane, either. I have lost touch with reality and can no longer tell what is actually there and what is just a figment of my imagination.

See, I know FOR A FACT, that there is no such thing as a bald model. No one would ever want to look at a bald person (even on accident), so they certainly would never pay to look at one. If you need any proof of this fact, just read around the forums. You'll see that, definitely, there can be no such thing as a bald model. But here's the crazy part: I was just looking at this fitness website, and I keep imagining I see a bald model on there!



I'm not even sure why I'm posting that, because if your brain is working correctly, you'll see a full head of hair. But just so you know how bad I've snapped, I see a bald model there. Gross, I know. Next thing you know, I'll be seeing famous bald actors, musicians, and politicians.

So my question is, obviously, can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist?

Thanks in advance.

[sp8rky]

Do you want to be a model then?

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

I come to the BaldTruthTalk now, as many do, for help. My hairloss has finally driven me entirely insane. Not just depressed insane, either. I have lost touch with reality and can no longer tell what is actually there and what is just a figment of my imagination.

See, I know FOR A FACT, that there is no such thing as a bald model. No one would ever want to look at a bald person (even on accident), so they certainly would never pay to look at one. If you need any proof of this fact, just read around the forums. You'll see that, definitely, there can be no such thing as a bald model. But here's the crazy part: I was just looking at this fitness website, and I keep imagining I see a bald model on there!



I'm not even sure why I'm posting that, because if your brain is working correctly, you'll see a full head of hair. But just so you know how bad I've snapped, I see a bald model there. Gross, I know. Next thing you know, I'll be seeing famous bald actors, musicians, and politicians.

So my question is, obviously, can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist?

Thanks in advance.

Fitness model != Model

[Davey Jones]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Fitness model != Model

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

[IsshoNi]

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

I come to the BaldTruthTalk now, as many do, for help. My hairloss has finally driven me entirely insane. Not just depressed insane, either. I have lost touch with reality and can no longer tell what is actually there and what is just a figment of my imagination.

See, I know FOR A FACT, that there is no such thing as a bald model. No one would ever want to look at a bald person (even on accident), so they certainly would never pay to look at one. If you need any proof of this fact, just read around the forums. You'll see that, definitely, there can be no such thing as a bald model. But here's the crazy part: I was just looking at this fitness website, and I keep imagining I see a bald model on

I'm not even sure why I'm posting that, because if your brain is working correctly, you'll see a full head of hair. But just so you know how bad I've snapped, I see a bald model there. Gross, I know. Next thing you know, I'll be seeing famous bald actors, musicians, and politicians.

So my question is, obviously, can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist?

Thanks in advance.

Dude, have you not seen the model for Kalvin&Klein? I'm not gay, but that man is attractive.

As for a psychiatrist, just go to your clinic or talk to your supervisor at work. Your supervisor will be obligated to give yoy time off of work and have you evaluated. Your regular doctor can also get you taken care of and give you a referral. Bon chance.

Issho

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

You must be new to the whole pseudo-intellectual Internet thing of linking logical fallacies.

This may shock you, but a fitness model has a completely different set of requirements than a normal fashion model does. There are even bodybuilding categories just for this kind of fitness modelling.

[Davey Jones]

Originally Posted by Highlander

You must be new to the whole pseudo-intellectual Internet thing of linking logical fallacies.

This may shock you, but a fitness model has a completely different set of requirements than a normal fashion model does. There are even bodybuilding categories just for this kind of fitness modelling.

Sorry, I didn't realize it was a thing; this is the only forum I peruse. There's too many people like you on most'a those things. And I didn't realize that just because other people do it means that it's pseudo-anything anyway. How about this instead:

In my opinion, runway models != models. They are typically not actually all that good looking and are picked mostly just because they are symmetrical and don't distract from the clothes. The only people who think they're good looking are the gay men that run the fashion industry and people that are easy to brainwash. Fitness models, on the other hand, tend to have to have a perfect body and an a handsome face so as to not ruin the "whole package." This guy is a good looking bald guy who is, by simple definition of the word (whether you like it or not), modeling for something.

No true model just looks good as a clothes hanger.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Sorry, I didn't realize it was a thing; this is the only forum I peruse. There's too many people like you on most'a those things. And I didn't realize that just because other people do it means that it's pseudo-anything anyway. How about this instead:

In my opinion, runway models != models. They are typically not actually all that good looking and are picked mostly just because they are symmetrical and don't distract from the clothes. The only people who think they're good looking are the gay men that run the fashion industry and people that are easy to brainwash. Fitness models, on the other hand, tend to have to have a perfect body and an a handsome face so as to not ruin the "whole package." This guy is a good looking bald guy who is, by simple definition of the word (whether you like it or not), modeling for something.

No true model just looks good as a clothes hanger.

Exactly. Different types of people are required for different types of modelling.

Anyway, that bald guy is ugly. Bald always = ugly. You have to TRY and find a good looking person who's bald. You have to think hard about that one celebrity who you think pulls it off. Whereas I can find you a million good-looking people with a great head of hair.

But... most Europeans suffer from some form of hairloss. So how could that be? Interesting...

[Davey Jones]

Originally Posted by Highlander

But... most Europeans suffer from some form of hairloss. So how could that be? Interesting...

Could it be that you're exaggerating when you say "all bald people = ugly"?

But I am curious, what is it that you think the prevalence of European balding implies? "Interesting" usually just means you think a topic is interesting. "Interesting..." almost always means you have a guess.

Assuming all bald people are, inherently, ugly (which I won't give you, but let's assume), why do you suppose it allowed for balding people to propagate so extensively? Sounds like you have a theory. I'm sure it's insane, but I'm sure you want to tell us anyway. So what'cha thinkin', man?

(Assuming I'm right that you do have a guess, that is.)

[LPSboxing]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Anyway, that bald guy is ugly. Bald always = ugly.

That's not correct. You can't make generalizations like this. Your world is always so black or white uh?

Handsome facial features + some degree of hair loss = still handsome and attractive to most women but loses some points on the attractiveness scale.

Highlander, since you have a fixation on male models, this guy was/is considered one of the best male models alive



but, average looking / ugly guys + advanced hairloss = screwed on the look department