Silly ? about class reunion

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Dan26

You really want to be around these types of people?

If you do go, keep this in mind....

As men we are not allowed to hit women. BUT, this does not mean you can't go to your nearest ghetto or MMA/Boxing/MuayThai gym and find yourself a wonderful women who will slap the shit out of any broad who talks reckless to you, upon your request. You will be responsible for the chin-checking of any male bozo's who step to you.

The problem witch these 90210 people, is they have never been punched in the face. They may seem powerful on the outside, but the truth is they all have glass jaws, and one fist to the face will shatter their aura and bring them back down to reality. Only go if it is to hand out ass-whoppings.

For what it's worth, if a woman was being enough of bitch to hit me, then I gaurantee you I'd hit her back in the face and/or ovaries with the force of the Northern Star.

[mpb47]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Got any pictures of your hair?

WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!!??! Who offers to have sex with someone like that?! WHO HAS A LOSERS SECTION OF THE ALUMINI PAPER?!? THIS IS ****ED!!!!!!!

Look at my profile. It shows my vertex at it's worse with hair spread out so you can see max loss. I do have more recent pics but they are about the same.
when combed you can't really see it unless you really look closely.

As far as the other comment goes about 90120 folks, well until a little over a year ago, I had not heard from any of them, cept for 1 or 2 who are friends. Then after almost 30 years all at once they showed up on FB.
Man do they have it easy. They don't have to work and the one's that do work for their dad's/grandfathers so you know how that probably goes.

One girl lives in what looks like a real mansion..with spiral staircase and all.
One girl who is nice and not snobby at all, lived in the 3 story house with 9 bathrooms, an elevator, and one of those zipline things to ride across the valley on her estate. I could go on but you get the idea. The funny thing is the one thing they gave me a hard time about 30 years ago is what keeps me a float. They thought computers were uncool but that was my hobby and if it were not for that I would be totally screwed. I like my job and it gets me by but I sure don't have it so easy like 95% of the kids I went to school with.
Seeing how they are living so easy on FB gets me depressed sometimes, but what can you do? So I am not surprised that some of the guys I went to school with have more hair now than then. Course it's probably not real, but still....

[JJJJrS]

Originally Posted by Highlander

What the phuk did I just read??!

Is this real-life?

Originally Posted by Highlander

If I were in your situation I'd hit that bitch across the face with a Bible so hard she would be mumbling scripture for weeks.

That is so depraved and ****ed up I can't even fathom that such people really exist.

I HATE WHORES!!!!!!

LOL!

This whole thread is ridiculous. I can only hope you made this all up mpb47.

[mpb47]

Originally Posted by JJJJrS

LOL!

This whole thread is ridiculous. I can only hope you made this all up mpb47.

Unfortunately, No it's true. But what people seem to missing is that she said those things years ago..she was 17-18 at the time. Hell, on the last day of 5th grade she spiked some brownies with exlax. She (and the other girl) gave me a hard time about various things from about 5th grade till the time we graduated. Weight gain, facial hair, you name it. All silly kid stuff.

But forget about her for a moment, my point is what should I do about going to the reunion? If you knew your class was going to have a best/worst hair retention contest would you go? Right now at this very moment, my hair looks pretty good. Compared to my high school pic I don't have as much hair, but probably more than most guys my age that have lost hair. As long as I keep it cut, back looks very good too.

Oh and Highlander, they don't call it the losers section that was my word.
It was something like "lost the most hair" "least hair retention" or something like that.

[dex89]

Originally Posted by mpb47

Unfortunately, No it's true. But what people seem to missing is that she said those things years ago..she was 17-18 at the time. Hell, on the last day of 5th grade she spiked some brownies with exlax. She (and the other girl) gave me a hard time about various things from about 5th grade till the time we graduated. Weight gain, facial hair, you name it. All silly kid stuff.

But forget about her for a moment, my point is what should I do about going to the reunion? If you knew your class was going to have a best/worst hair retention contest would you go? Right now at this very moment, my hair looks pretty good. Compared to my high school pic I don't have as much hair, but probably more than most guys my age that have lost hair. As long as I keep it cut, back looks very good too.

Oh and Highlander, they don't call it the losers section that was my word.
It was something like "lost the most hair" "least hair retention" or something like that.

I wouldn't go to tell you the truth. I wouldn't socialize myself with those fools.
If you do go, keep it short and clean my brother...use some toppik if you have too.

OR if you have a huge package like myself, go butt ass naked and start doing this

[mpb47]

Originally Posted by dex89

I wouldn't go to tell you the truth. I wouldn't socialize myself with those fools.
If you do go, keep it short and clean my brother...use some toppik if you have too.

OR if you have a huge package like myself, go butt ass naked and start doing this

I think I will wait and see how things look closer to reunion time. Maybe I will get lucky and they won't have the contest afterall.

I know my school is not the only one who does stupid things like this. I was reading another board planning for their 30th. And there there was a woman carring on about how she couldn't believe so many guys were really bald by the 10th and couldn't believe they would let themselves go downhill so soon. She also mocked some of the other girls for letting themselves get fat too.

I doubt people would do this to someone they were dating, only people they once knew and don't really care about ...but I could be wrong...

[BigThinker]

Bump.

This thread is too hilarious. Highlander's comments made me laugh 4-5 times out loud.

[mpb47]

Originally Posted by BigThinker

Bump.

This thread is too hilarious. Highlander's comments made me laugh 4-5 times out loud.

The fact that they might have a contest is ridiculous, but as far as the rude comments from nearly 30 years ago, you have to put things in perspective.

Information is way easier to get now than 30 years ago. Because of the internet anyone can read up on MPB all day long. I had never even heard the term mpb till my biology class. And I think I have mentioned this before but I remember many/most of my class did not believe our teacher when she said it would eventually happen to about 75% of the guys in the class. Those girls heard that and ran with it. But it was still considered like letting yourself get fat because most of us did not believe it was involuntary.

I may be making a fuss about nothing and may actually be better off than many in my class. My aunt worked at the school and one thanksgiving a few years back she out of the blue mentioned that virtually all the guys at my 20th were starting to recede and some were already going bald. It made her feel old because she had known many of them since about second grade.

But it sure looks like my crown is starting to grow again and getting harder to conceal, so I will most likely start back on propecia once I get my psa. Minox has done me a good job for many years, but it looks like it's no longer enough to stop it.