Originally Posted by Marshmalo
imagine how paranoid you'd get about people noticing it's a toupee.
When you're bald, 100% of the people you encounter notice that you're bald. If you wear a good-quality hairpiece, you'll look much better, and maybe one person in a hundred will notice that it's a hairpiece. That sounds like a pretty good trade-off to me. What is there to be paranoid about?