A parallel for hair loss: Why women hate bald men

[PatientlyWaiting]

Just get a girl with low standards when it comes to looks.

There are plenty of nice girls out there who genuinely don't care about your hair loss, but then again they would also go out with a fat person, or a very unattractive guy. There are girls who don't care about appearance at all. As long as you're a nice guy.

[2020]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTkTEpEYfk

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by 2020

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTkTEpEYfk

That's more true than anyone here likes to admit. Face it, when you go bald you become a different, more ugly person, that no 5/10 or up woman would even want to hold hands with.

I'll try to enjoy these next few months, but if the hairline slips any further then I just don't see why I should even go on.

Life after NW3 is a myth...

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by PatientlyWaiting

Just get a girl with low standards when it comes to looks.

There are plenty of nice girls out there who genuinely don't care about your hair loss, but then again they would also go out with a fat person, or a very unattractive guy. There are girls who don't care about appearance at all. As long as you're a nice guy.

Great idea, I'll marry an ugly girl and have ugly children who can all go bald before the age of 25.

I bet they'll love me.

[2020]

excellent episode!

ELAINE: No! He's not bald. Look! He's got a full head of hair. <George overhears and stands up, concerned.>

JERRY: So he just shaves his head for no reason?

GEORGE: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!

ELAINE: And he's growing it in just for me. (Happily) It's mine. It's all mine.

JERRY: It's just hair.

ELAINE: It's not just hair! Look! <Shows Kurt's licence to Jerry again.>

JERRY: It's brown.

ELAINE: It's chestnut with auburn highlights!

JERRY: So?

ELAINE: You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is. <They both look at George, who is reading a newspaper and struggling to keep his composure.> I'm sorry, George, but it's true.

GEORGE (close to tears): I knew it.

[BaldinLikeBaldwin]

classic episode and spot on

that's how society views bald men, no escaping from that fact

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by BaldinLikeBaldwin

classic episode and spot on

that's how society views bald men, no escaping from that fact

"B-but what about the m-men that are bald and still look o-ok??"

No, you're right. The Norwood scale is like a noose slowly tightening around your neck. And when you get to NW3, BANG! You experience a death like no other. For some this will be a literal death, and others merely social.

You will never be a successful politician if you're balding. Bald people can never attain a worthwhile status in this world. Just look at the head to head for bald vs non-bald pollies. It would put the slybald crowd to shame. What it means for us then is that people are vain, and people will judge our worth purely by the number of strands on our head.

Go on, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me hot women really do love bald men. I guess this is the secret of the century, huh?!

[clandestine]

Originally Posted by BaldinLikeBaldwin

classic episode and spot on

that's how society views bald men, no escaping from that fact

Paradigm shift.

[PatientlyWaiting]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Great idea, I'll marry an ugly girl and have ugly children who can all go bald before the age of 25.

I bet they'll love me.

She doesn't have to be ugly. I have seen pretty girls who some how end up with ugly guys. Some girls are genuine about the whole "I date guys based on their personality, not looks". I've seen it with my own eyes. Though being financially established helps.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by PatientlyWaiting

She doesn't have to be ugly. I have seen pretty girls who some how end up with ugly guys. Some girls are genuine about the whole "I date guys based on their personality, not looks". I've seen it with my own eyes. Though being financially established helps.

I'll be the ugly, balding cash cow for a middle-aged single mother. Meanwhile she probably fantasizes about sleeping with truly beautiful, NW1 people - if she isn't already.

Sorry, but I want nothing to do with such a life. It just isn't worth it.