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04-29-2012, 02:45 PM
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Do you think Jesus ever worried about hair loss?
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04-29-2012, 02:53 PM
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#1372
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UK_
Do you think Jesus ever worried about hair loss?
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He probably resurrected in anticipation that a cure would come soon.
2,000 years later and not much has changed...
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04-29-2012, 03:07 PM
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#1373
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UK_
Do you think Jesus ever worried about hair loss?
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Kings 2: 23
From there Elisha went to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said "go on up, you baldhead!" He turned round, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.
Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.
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04-29-2012, 03:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedHairASAP
Kings 2: 23
From there Elisha went to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said "go on up, you baldhead!" He turned round, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.
Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.
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ahaha I just read that verse on "biblegateway.com" lol - what on earth were they thinking?
"Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head!!!!!"
So let me get this straight... some kids mocked a guy about being bald and God sent two bears out of the woods to LITERALLY maul FORTY TWO of them to death?
WHAT - THE - ****.
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04-29-2012, 03:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UK_
ahaha I just read that verse on "biblegateway.com" lol - what on earth were they thinking?
"Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head!!!!!"
So let me get this straight... some kids mocked a guy about being bald and God sent two bears out of the woods to LITERALLY maul FORTY TWO of them to death?
WHAT - THE - ****.
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I have no sympathy.
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04-29-2012, 03:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scoots
He probably resurrected in anticipation that a cure would come soon.
2,000 years later and not much has changed...
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I like where this thread is going.
Guess it is true what they say, in desperate times, people remember god.
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04-29-2012, 03:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yeahyeahyeah
I like where this thread is going.
Guess it is true what they say, in desperate times, people remember god.
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Or reach for an actual form of opium  .
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04-29-2012, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yeahyeahyeah
I like where this thread is going.
Guess it is true what they say, in desperate times, people remember god.
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Maybe God is waiting to send Jesus (himself in man form) back for the Rapture when there's a cure for hairloss? Surely he wants himself to have a nice mane of hair, and this might even prove that not even GOD can come up with a cure for hairloss.
Sure, Jesus might have saved some hair since jumping on fin in the mid 90's but I'm sure his hairloss had to have progressed significantly before that since ~25 A.D.
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04-29-2012, 09:48 PM
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Replicel Clarification of The Retraction
Is it a Clarification of The Retraction, or is it a Retraction of the Retraction? Wait, my head is spinning. It looks like Repliel is refining the retraction and limiting it to only the price targets.
Looking better!
http://www.marketwire.com/press-rele...cf-1650052.htm
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04-29-2012, 10:26 PM
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This is getting better and better as the days go by lol . Where's the popcorn..
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